You know, whenever I hear the word "hump," I immediately think of two things: 1) A dog in heat.
|"I like it bloggy-style."|
And 2) Digital Underground.
'Memba them? "Watch me do the Humpty Hump." Man, those were the days!
I apologize to any of you who didn't have the privilege of rockin' out to Digital Underground way back when; long before they were known as "the dude in the nose" and Tupac's humble beginnings.
You young whipper-snappers really missed out, not only on a dance even the elderly could do, but also an incredible fashion statement. Eons before Lady Gaga ever had Little Monsters, Digital Underground had Little Humpers. See?
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Then, of course, The Black Eyes Peas gave us yet another glorious reason to make every day hump day:
|"Get you love-drunk off my hump!"|
I swear, ever since that song came out, I'm super paranoid about someone busting me out for staring at their humps.
|Hey, buddy. My eyes are up here!|
I know what you're thinking, now that you've read this blog post.
"Well, there's two minutes of my life I can't get back."
And you're right. (Three minutes if literacy isn't your strong suit.) But the silver lining? You're two minutes further over the hump!
Have a great 1/2 week, guys! :)